25 Signs Dieting Just Isn’t For You

1. You dream about eating.

25 Signs Dieting Just Isn't For You
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2. You daydream about eating.

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3. This is your idea of a light snack.

This is your idea of a light snack.

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4. You don’t abide by the rules of traditional meals.

25 Signs Dieting Just Isn't For You
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5. This is your dream date.

6. You’ve made friends with all of the local delivery guys.

7. You spend all morning looking forward to figuring out lunch.

25 Signs Dieting Just Isn't For You

8. You can’t fathom the idea of a meal without dessert.

25 Signs Dieting Just Isn't For You
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9. Two words to get you to do anything and go anywhere: free food.

25 Signs Dieting Just Isn't For You

10. When you go to parties, you beeline to the snack table and stay put.

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11. You’re addicted to the Food Network.

25 Signs Dieting Just Isn't For You
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12. You eat to deal with your emotions. All emotions.

13. You’re known to carry a snack stash.

25 Signs Dieting Just Isn't For You

14. Most of your social gatherings are food-centric.

25 Signs Dieting Just Isn't For You

15. When you travel, your destinations (and itineraries) are based on places you want to eat.

When you travel, your destinations (and itineraries) are based on places you want to eat.

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16. You believe that the best way to show your love for someone is to feed them.

25 Signs Dieting Just Isn't For You

17. And you know that the quickest way to your heart is through your stomach.

25 Signs Dieting Just Isn't For You
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18. You’ve fantasized about eating cartoon food.

25 Signs Dieting Just Isn't For You
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19. And you’re still heartbroken that the Wonka Factory doesn’t actually exist.

25 Signs Dieting Just Isn't For You
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20. You suffer from food hangovers more often than actual hangovers.

You suffer from food hangovers more often than actual hangovers.

21. But knowing that you might wake up feeling like shit is never a successful deterrent when you’ve got that feast in front of you.

25 Signs Dieting Just Isn't For You
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22. Your feelings on cheese run strong and deep.

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Mmmmm. Cheese pool.

23. Your friends know that if you’re grumpy, you’re hungry.

Your friends know that if you're grumpy, you're hungry.

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24. And any times you have tried dieting resulted in tears and tantrums.

25 Signs Dieting Just Isn't For You

25. You know the truth: food is magic.

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